What Do Lawyers Do?

So . . . Todd's Cousin Greg was over for Memorial Day. Emily really had a good time playing with him and was telling me about all the things they did. Then she asked what Greg did for a job. I told her he was a lawyer and she asked what that means . . . How do you explain that to a kid? So, I said he helps people who have legal troubles (like that is going to mean anything to her) . . . and she said like the people who took all of the seesaws out of the parks. . . . So, I replied yes. He is the one who is single handedly responsible for taking all of the seesaws out of the parks. Sorry, Greg, but somebody has to be the fall guy and I'm sure that somehow in someway a lawyer was involved and the banning of seesaws.

So, Greg, next time my daughter asks you about seesaws you'll know why.